Caught Red-Handed

Here is an article where someone got caught with their hand in the Venezuelan treasury.

Thanks to The Source.

Life on Mars

According the great astronomer Hugo Chavez, pigs used to run around on Mars. He got that from theory from chief astronomer and astrophysicist Fidel Castro.

Here's the article.

I think they got their degrees off the wrapper of a Toronto!!

Thanks to The Source for this bit of hilarity.

The Threat

Hugo has threatened to cut off oil to the US. Here is the article. All because Exxon Mobil has sought legal recourse from Chavez strong arming them out of the oil fields in Venezuela without proper remuneration for their investment.

Exxon Mobil has won a judgement to freeze $12 billion in assets of PDVSA, the Venezuelan national oil company.

This gives cause for Chavez to whine and point fingers at the bad U.S. of A. which is his biggest customer.